More Google Translate Poetry

I got this email a few days ago from my department.  The Google translation of the Japanese text is the more humorous than any other email I've received to date.


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Contents of the message board contact
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Contact the board (from the engagement announcement Buildings) has been updated.


Dear Student Teachers

For the title of, and following from Planning Department General Affairs General Affairs Division Safety and Health Office
I had an accident and request the information known, tell us if our
Suggestions.

When using the heater, the weak near flammable materials and heat
Do not place the potatoes, be sure to check if there is a risk of falling
Not.


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[Overview]
I ignited the gas stove, electric ride on the resin was
M2 students in order to extinguish a fire extinguisher and smoke began to melt kettle. In addition, fire
Disaster alarm system is activated, and the 911.


[Damage]
Electric Kettle (beyond repair) one. One burner stove. Of human sufferingThe.


[Cause]
Articles on the stove for everyday use (electric kettle) is placed
Despite Teita, lighted surroundings without checking, by now
Moved to the room.


[Countermeasures]
Combustible materials and high temperature around the heater. In addition, frequently used
When using the heater is less, and verify its installation conditions and operating conditions
File. In addition, there is a fundamental improvement in the effective daily tidying
File.


[Related Information]
Open-combustion appliances such as oil and gas (no combustion appliances exhaust ducts)
The adequate ventilation is required. In addition, deterioration of the hose to the gas stove
With caution. High power consumption equipment such as electric stove wall outlet directly
Result is desirable, 15A unavoidable even when using an extension cord (1500W) for
Ensuring sufficient electrical capacity, such as those used in the corresponding single.

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What is your opinion of this poem?




I don't have the full story of what actually happened that caused the email to be sent to the message board.  But I'm guessing someone tried to somehow cook a potato in one of the little kitchen areas in our building.  And the result was damage to 1- an electric teakettle, 2- the stove, and 3- a human.  Luckily only the electric teakettle was damaged beyond repair.




That's all for now.


-Bre (and Kyle)


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I just got another mysterious one this afternoon:

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Contents of the message board contact
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Contact the board (from the engagement announcement Buildings) has been updated.

Parties concerned
(Excluding official North Campus)


How to operate high-pressure gas you will be contacted in the last year, ready
So ready, I would like will be implemented in earnest.
(The contents of the last contact, the contact attachment to the board
Please check)

As for the blue tag, tag and send it to those responsible for today's flight campus
We have. Tags for black, already high pressure Gasubon
Base is already installed in the storage yard.

Future through the implementation of the operation, the total pressure in the gas cylinder storage yard
I have become over the gas cylinder container with a blue tag, where
You can check for the presence of the owner or filling.

Operational start date "February 01 (Wednesday)," and all that day Gasubo
As you state you wish to have a blue tag hanging containers ンベ
The stomach. Later, around the yard in charge of upkeep of each tank, takes a tag
Containers are not, check your owner's tag was missing
I sure will be asked, thank you.

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